The Blue Hair Factor

Have you ever met a female with her hair dyed blue, who wasn't a big cunt?


Don't mind answering, the question was rethorical.


Always in search of the next way to destroy their nature-given beauty, cunts have begun to dye their hair blue, green, or purple at alarming rates. This is a growing phenomenon in major cities, where we've even begun to see it from the late-20s white collar crowd who should know better. 

The rebellious office types usually adopt something slightly more toned down, such as bright red or jet black, but for those who have to wear nametags and get paid by the hour, anything goes.

In short, based on extensive common experience, a girl having hair dyed with a non-traditional color is a leading indicator of instability, mental illness, and an inability to function within a healthy relationship. 

Nothing says “Look at me!” more effectively than flowing purple locks. These girls know that they’re cheaply drawing attention to themselves and revel in every drop, whether it’s a compliment from a limp-wristed orbiter or disgust from a man of value who spurns their Troll Doll aesthetic. Would you want to tie your fortunes to a woman who will mutilate herself just so strangers will look at her more often?

Nobody sits down to their desk, opens up a couple Microsoft Excel spreadsheets, takes a sip of their Americano, and decides to turn their hair neon green. 
The girl who makes the split-second decision to destroy her beauty is the same one who will suck multiple cocks in the foam party, or will give her anal virginity to strangers while her loyal boyfriend waits patiently at home; in other words, not the kind of person you want for a wife.

The fact is, girls with unnaturally dyed hair are overwhelmingly more likely to be leeches on society, with unpaid student loans, credit card debt, and bastard children, cunts really. They’re also likely to be found slinging lattes at your local hipster coffee dive, posing as starving artists on welfare.

Appearance reflects ideology.