Spiderman

Spiderman is bitten my a radioactive spider, and becomes a spiderlike man after that.

Even thou his superpowers are totally impossible, the character has still become almost as popular as Batman, much to the realism in portraying his human and weak sides.

Batman

When all godlike, or alien, or somewhat supernatural vigilantes are set aside, Batman is our man of choice.

As a fictional character, set in a fictional city, to call him "realistic" may be over the top, but still, he's actually possible.

His alter ego, Bruce Wayne, is born rich, hence he got the means to gear up accordingly.

Every rich man on earth could actually be Batman, if he so had wanted.

Batman is well trained, has loyal helpers, and use gear that is flamboyant, but not impossible.

It's not a coincidence, me thinks, that Batman is considered the most admired and popular vigilante from the cultural world.

Thor

Thor is a god from Valhalla, clearly inspired by norse legends, made all Hollywood and Marvels.

Thor has a strong sense of justice, and when you've evoked his wrath, a lawyer won't do you much good.

Even thou Thor himself suffers from a serious lack of humour, the stories about him do not.

The Thor-stories are quite entertaining, Thor himself being commited to the madhouse and such.

But as for most fictional vigilantes, they are much too immortal and godlike to pose any guidance for the rest of us.

Doctor Manhattan

After Superman, comes Doctor Manhattan as the most invincible and immortal superhero vigilante.

The Doctor is the result of some scientific experiment going wrong, and he ends up getting godlike superpowers.

He's not as much hero, as he's super thou, finding humans boring and of little interest.

Doctor Manhattan is the super-I-dont-give-a-fuck-man.

He has the power, but not the will.

Superman

Superman!

He epitomizes the superpowered masked vigilante, known from pulp on paper and on screen.

He is raised in Kansas, adopted by farmers, but he's really an alien.

His alias is the journalist Clark Kent.

Superman has a strong moral code, and he is more or less a blueprint for fictional vigilantes as we know them today.

Mission Impossible

It may seem to y'all like the odds are bad for justice, and you're right.

But just as Gimli, I still say it: 

"What are we waiting for?!"

The odds are bad, but they'll never be any better either.

Spread the word, and keep the fight ongoing.

Your father was an asshole and your mother was a cunt?

We all know the likely path of assholes spawn.

Why speak your mind?

Speak your mind because the idiots sure as hell does not keep quiet in return.

The Gentleman cannot exist without the Lady.

Without ladies, there cannot be any gentlemen.

Any Ladies left in the building?

Ladies?

Have they all left the building?

I hope not.

Cunts are the mother of every asshole.

Break down the family, and you'll break down society with it.

UFO

If an UFO is landing, an alien cunt gets out, and her intolerable cockteasing provocations is rewarded with some serious spermination...

Now THAT's what I'd call a close encounter.

The Blue Hair Factor

Have you ever met a female with her hair dyed blue, who wasn't a big cunt?


Don't mind answering, the question was rethorical.


Always in search of the next way to destroy their nature-given beauty, cunts have begun to dye their hair blue, green, or purple at alarming rates. This is a growing phenomenon in major cities, where we've even begun to see it from the late-20s white collar crowd who should know better. 

The rebellious office types usually adopt something slightly more toned down, such as bright red or jet black, but for those who have to wear nametags and get paid by the hour, anything goes.

In short, based on extensive common experience, a girl having hair dyed with a non-traditional color is a leading indicator of instability, mental illness, and an inability to function within a healthy relationship. 

Nothing says “Look at me!” more effectively than flowing purple locks. These girls know that they’re cheaply drawing attention to themselves and revel in every drop, whether it’s a compliment from a limp-wristed orbiter or disgust from a man of value who spurns their Troll Doll aesthetic. Would you want to tie your fortunes to a woman who will mutilate herself just so strangers will look at her more often?

Nobody sits down to their desk, opens up a couple Microsoft Excel spreadsheets, takes a sip of their Americano, and decides to turn their hair neon green. 
The girl who makes the split-second decision to destroy her beauty is the same one who will suck multiple cocks in the foam party, or will give her anal virginity to strangers while her loyal boyfriend waits patiently at home; in other words, not the kind of person you want for a wife.

The fact is, girls with unnaturally dyed hair are overwhelmingly more likely to be leeches on society, with unpaid student loans, credit card debt, and bastard children, cunts really. They’re also likely to be found slinging lattes at your local hipster coffee dive, posing as starving artists on welfare.

Appearance reflects ideology.

Little Miss Bitchy

She was a virgin.

She WAS....

More is more.

Less is more, but never when it comes to fucking.

More, faster, harder, is always better.

It's what they need and deserve.

- Cunts! -

Egypt

Egyptians...

The egyptians really knows how to treat cunts.

Karate Cunt

Knock them out - Knock them up!

La Grande Finale

Always give a cunt a great finale.

Ordinary fucking is just not enough.

Remember these cunts fuck around like crazy all the time.

One must really, really fuck them, to fuck them over.

Mitigation

Fuck the attitude right out of the cunts!

Knock them up.

Then repeat. 

Forever.

Fuck Factory

You don't miss the symbolics here?

- In & Out -

An uppity cunt goes in.

A mitigated preggo goes out.

Always keep them nude.

Always keep them spunked up good.